Black man’s parrot
Joke of the week
A black man walks into a bar with a big red parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looked in amazement and asks, “Wow, where did you find that?” 
The parrot shouts, “In Africa, there’s millions of them!”
Freeway
Joke of the week
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him,
”Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on the 10 freeway. Please be careful!”
Herman shouted a reply, “It’s not just one car, it’s hundreds of them!”
GUILTY
joke of the week
A man and woman were sound asleep, when suddenly, at 2 O’clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, startled out of her sleep, jumped up from the bed and yelled, ‘Shit! That must be my husband!’
Instantly the man bolted from the bed, grabbed his clothes and shoes and ran naked out the back door and dove off the porch. He bumped his head on the ground, ran through thorn bushes, and reached his car, bleeding and exhausted.
Just a few minutes later he returned and screams at the woman ‘I’m your husband, you slut!’
The woman yelled back, ‘Yeah? Why were you running? You son of a bitch!’
Who’s guilty?
A McCain fan
A teacher in Jackson Mississippi asked her 6th grade class how many of them were McCain fans.
Not really knowing what a McCain fan was, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked little Johnny why he decided to be different… again.
Little Johnny said, ‘Because I’m not a McCain fan’
The teacher said, ‘Why aren’t you a McCain fan?’ Johnny said, ‘Because I’m a Democrat.’
The teacher asked why he’s a Democrat. Little Johnny answered, ‘Well, my Mom’s a Democrat and my Dad’s a
Democrat, so I’m a Democrat.’
The teacher asks, ‘If your Mom was a moron, and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?’ With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, ‘That would make me a McCain fan.’
