Have you ever been SCANDALOUS???
I’ve received a bit of hater mail as of lately. The hater mails all seem to point to the notion that I think I’m some kind of expert, falsely perfect or that I’m saying I got all the answers. Quite contraire…I’m just as lost as everyone else. This site is just a light to help guide not only my readers, but me too. I don’t have answers to give; I just have suggestions to share. Given the fact that we all have, or have had a dark side, I’m reserving this article for those of us who have something SCANDALOUS to share. Anonymously place comments below that exhibits how scandalous you have been in the past. Change the names to protect the guilty.
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I had a buddy who was married and never had trouble picking up women. So I tried it myself. I wanted to date but I was tired of ladies getting clingy and wanting a relationship. So I bought a wedding band and told all the ladies that I met that I was married and lived in San Francisco with my wife and kids and that I traveled a lot for business. But I really lived in L.A. in an apartment. It took me about two months to start dating Lisa. She was cool with the idea that I was only in town 2 or 3 times a month. Within 8 months I was dating Lisa, Terri and Shawn. All of them thought I was married with 2 kids in San Fran, and my apartment in the city was an apartment that my company leased for me becuase of all the traveling. I did that for about 2 1/2 years.
I got caught twice, the first time one of them claimed to be in my apartment complex and saw my light on. She knocked on the door and Lisa answered. Ohhh sh-t!… guess what, Lisa slammed the door, locked it and ran to the bed room. I looked through the peep hole and I saw Karen running down the stairs. Lisa said she paniced because she thought that was my wife. I told her that I didn’t see who that was but it wasn’t my wife. Later that night I called Karen and she appologized becuase she thought Lisa was my wife. I never talked to Karen after that night.
The last time I got caught I was at a restaurant with Shawn and I got a call from Emily. I shouldn’t have answered, it was a wierd time to call me, but I was pretty drunk. She was looking at me from the sidewalk talking to me all nice asking questions about where am I. Then I could tell she was in the restaurant becuase I could hear the music through both ears. She was walking straight towards me. I may have gotten away with it, but Emily kind of knew Shawn. Ugly ending.
For the third time ever, Ralph is under my desk right now. We read this entry yesterday and we discussed and agreed that we are the perfect example of scandalous. I wanted to write in, he said on one condition, if he can be under my desk while I write it. Shit, I may be crazy but ain’t stupid. Sounds like a deal to me. I call him Ralph because it rhymes with mouth. And let me tell you…I’m at work in my office. Ralph is the computer tech assigned by our outside tech consulting firm. He is here 2 or 3 times a week.
He’d flirt, I’d tell him to get out my office before I make him put his money where his mouth was, or my money. He flirted one too many times and the wrong day because my husband is weak at giving me certain attention that I like. So I pushed away from my desk one late night, set my chair to low (short), lifted my skirt and pointed underneath my desk and told him to prove it. I was half serious and I knew that this hunk of a man would not do it. I was wrong.
The flirting didn’t stop, but months later he talked me into doing it one more time, but for boldness sake we agreed that I’d call my husband into my office while Ralph was at his special location under my desk. My husband is a manager in another unit downstairs. My husband very rarely comes completely into my office unless it is a private matter. So as usual, he just stood at my door across the room and we made small talk while I tried not to turn red and squeak. It was exhilarating for me. Ralph admitted that it was very nerve racking for him, he just used his hand though. But he is not using his hand right now. Hhhhhold. Okay let me proof read and send.
Ps. We are going through a cordial divorce. He’ll be moving this summer. Ralph mouth doesn’t stand a chance.
I’M PUTTIN IN WORK. I STAND A GREAT CHANCE…
I work in a healthcare setting and young EMTs (ambulance drivers) come in and out the building frequently. Well there was one who flirted with me and I found attractive but since I was in a relationship I decided to hook him up with my friend. I spent a few days exchanging pictures and phone numbers and eventually introduced them through text! Well one rainy day he called me from dispatch and said he was on his way down to me building and to come outside. Well one thing led to another and I ended riding the hell out of that stallion and getting worked equally! We continued this rush a few more times including head with the sirens on…Just WONDERFUL! With all the fun I forgot I introduced him to my friend. She began to inquire about him, I had to make up a reason why she shouldn’t talk to him. Our fuck session eventually wore off and apparently my friend and he had been talking the whole time. From there on we went out on double dates…which was very awkward! None the less the table play was HOT!
Ralph the mouth, please call me…
I belong to a popular social communication site and had befriended an acquaintances ex-boyfriend. One day I posted a picture that he thought highly of and commented “I had no idea”. So one sexual innuendo led to plenty and before you know it we were exchanging racy photos. The pictures soon turned to feature length videos! As I am as much a voyuer as an exhibitionist, I requested a video of him smashing something to stimulate my paradise! Well, he did alright and it was with the mutual acquaintance!!! HA…jackpot! In turned I shared this with my best friend! At the time it was just a secret from one bff to another! Well a few days later it became apparent that it was more than a secret because that same video was “mysteriously” posted on myfacespacebook! The backlash was horrible but I’ve maintained my and my bff’s innocence! Until Now.
MY DICK DONT LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY DICK DOESN’T LOVE ME from the day I was born, till the day I die.
My dick will cause me to cheat, deceive and lie.
I thought my dick loved me and I loved it,
but as I live life I find that it don’t give a shit.
No matter how hard I try to do right and live in the light
My dick rather swindle and rob pussy every night.
I tell my dick time and time again
But all my dick wants to do is sin, “stick me in, stick me in”
MY DICK DOESN’T LOVE ME this is something I need to understand
When I realize this fact then maybe I can start to command
Because my dick does a lot of thinking for me if I will allow
It will keep me from realizing my dream and make me live foul
Warmth and comfort in many a pussy I find a false manliness
Pleasing women is what my dick wants when monogamy makes women happiest
Do you remember the devil on one shoulder and the angel on the other
Well the devil looks and sounds like my dick shouting, “fuck her, fuck her!”
MY DICK DOESN’T LOVE ME and most likely yours don’t love you neither
So when it tells you what to do, tell it to shut the fuck up and take a breather
You can talk to pussy and not fuck, you can just tease her
But without your dick getting stiff like it’s having a seizure
If you don’t want babies and deadly disease’s
You won’t let your dick do who ever it pleases.
You should learn how to use it and use it well
But don’t let it use you or it will fuck you straight to hell
Picture me at 16 years old. Body like a 21 year old. Perfect example of a Coca Cola bottle. Hormones off the chain! My sexual curiosity had morphed into an uninhibited quest for fastest interlude I could find…
So in walks this tall, dark chocolate specimen of a man. Reminds you of Brian McKnight but with more chiseled facial features. His walk just exuded sexuality. The chemistry between us was undeniable. I was gonna get me some of that! One problem….He was married to my favorite cousin! What can i say? I was 16 so I don’t give a damn! Marriage was their problem not mine. I wanted it. I was gonna get it. Point blank.
When the time was right, I ran away from home straight to my “cousin’s” house. What?! She was my favorite cousin. I knew there would be no problem with me staying with her (and that chocolate waiting for me.) She worked away from home, he worked at home…
She takes me in during the wee hours of the night. They get up in the morning. I’m on the sofa in my blue PJs. She goes in the bathroom to take a shower and it’s time to put my plan of seduction into action. Even then I knew, what man could resists a young hot piece of ass? Please!
He walks in the kitchen to get coffee. I flash a lil boob for him to see as he walks by. He goes back to his room, I spread eagle for a second. I’m so ready for him…
She leaves for work. Says we’ll talk when she gets back later that night. Front door closes…Showtime!
The house is quiet. I’m already wet. I get up from the sofa and go to the other bathroom. Shower, brush my teeth, spray on a lil smell good then I’m headed straight for some Hershey’s Chocolate.
I’m in his room now. I could hear the shower water turning off in his bathroom. I lay on the bed butt-naked hand on my spot patiently anticipating the look on his face when he opens the door. YES!!
Just the look I was hoping for. His was harder than a rock. His eyes were clouded with an intense desire yet I could tell he was tripping off the whole scene. Nevertheless, he’s still a man.
His fine ass grabbed this young tender and worked me out! It was so unbelievably incredible! I kissed that Hershey’s chocolate. He kissed my strawberry love button. It was worth all the trouble I got into for running away in the first place.
What can I say? I was 16…..
I’ve been HAPPILY married for 5 years now and ever since our first year of marriage, I was aware of my husbands dealings with other women. From pictures on his computer, text messages he would recieve, and a deleted inbox on his phone, I could never PROVE any infidelities. It was about our 3rd year of marriage and my husband was still taking care of his proiroties but on rare occassion, I would phone him to only get his voicemail. During this time, an ex from several years back began calling me again. He had gone through a pretty nasty divorce just recently so wanted to rekindle what we once shared. He was very aware of my being married as well as my curiosities when it came to my husbands infidelities. One weekend when my husband was away on business, I decided that it wouldn’t hurt if I met up with my ex just for old time sake. We drove seperate cars and met at a local eatery. A few hours had passed and I had had one too many drinks. He decided to follow me home to ensure that I made it safely. We parked and began to talk for a bit at our cars when he asked if he could use the restroom. I hesistated as I knew that it might not be a good idea. But since my husband wasn’t due back home for another day, I figured…what the hell…. well you already know what happen…, one thing led to another and we ended up on my living roon floor, the kitchen table, and then upstairs in my bedroom. It was a bit of a turn on for me as well as a release for all my insecurities in my husbands doings. After all was said and done, we showered together and I left the bathroom to go grab us some water….just then, I heard keys in the front door… SHIT!!!! my husband came home early. I was in my robe and still a bit wet from the shower. I embraced him and told him I’d be waiting for him when he came upstairs. I escorted my ex to our guest bedroom and he had to endure hearing my husband and I make love for some hours…… I awoke a couple of hours later to make sure my ex was no longer in the house….He wasn’t but he left me a note on the guest bed that read ” I can do it better than him”…..
SCANDELOUS…..
I was beginning a relationship with a FINE brotha who had already begun to have very strong feelings for me. One afternoon, we all were hanging out, a few of his boys and a few of my girls. There was liquor involved and since he was in college and I a senoir in high school, he didn’t approve of me drinking. Well for anyone who knows me, I call the shots….lol… nonetheless I began to drink with the rest of the party and he got very upset and decided to leave. I felt pretty bad but I wasn’t about to be the ONLY person not drinking…peer pressure was a mutha ….. ! Anyhow he’s boys ended up leaving with him except for his cousin. He began to tell me that his cousin doesn’t know how to treat a woman and that I needed someone to allow me to be me. Well to make a long story short, we ended up in my bathroom with my legs wrapped around his face…. was soooo intense… Thats all we did but I ended staying in a relationship with his cousin for two years after that and always felt terrible that I allowed that to happen!!! I can’t lie that it was good though!!!!!
A moth to a fire…I’m a single young lady…doing short talk with my girlfriend who has a boyfriend…she’s explaining to me how tired so was…so of course, I’m co-signing…yeah girl u better get your beauty rest…she explained further, girl I’m not sleepy, I need help with all this dick! So I’m like what? lol…what do you mean, I ask. She goes to say your single, no kids and free as a bird…I need you to help me with my fantasies and what do you think! Well, I had to stop her for a minute and say…well I’m flattered you picked me and so forth, however I’m looking for my own off the chain lover so i don’t know girlie. So she invited me to one of her underground parties and I went so I could conduct some (are u a hot lover Interviews)…the party was hot…it was a fishnet party…porn was on TV! I loved it all! Her boyfriend was also there and she introduce me to him…it was fine…nice gentleman as he shook my hand and I moved along the party. I didn’t close any deals or get any high candidates, but i can tell that if I keep coming to these parties, I could close the deal! So I relaxed myself on the couch and watched this Off the Chain porn dvd they been playn…I know about porn and this guy was outstanding…I said dang he is Not from Los Angeles! lol…anyway, just lookin and enjoying it fully. Well can you guess what I’m about to say next? lol…Yes That’s Right! The Hot Guy in the video my girlfriend’s boyfriend! Oh my graciousness! And I’ve been abstinent! A good girl! But I’m an extreme sexual being and will not have sex at all if its not a match. I’m still a Good Girl but what should I do? Of course my gfriend is not helping me…she’s egging it on…I’m like a moth to a fire!
Back in college I went to a frat party. I got sooo drunk and blacked out. I woke up on my couch in my dorm, I was fully dressed except my panties were gone. And my ass was really sore. I think it was my suggestion because for the couple of months before that time, I had been curious about anal sex, I even had a dream about it. Or prophecy.
I met up with a girl friend of mine at a hotel when I was 19. We had brunch in bed. I made her pay half for the room. We were out of there by 5pm. I doubled back and cleaned the room up to get ready for another chick at 7pm. I made her pay half too.
My husband didn’t want me to work. He wanted to keep me at home and support me and the kids himself. But he just didn’t make enough money and I was board. After 5 years of marriage and 2 kids I met a man who “believed” in all my dreams and felt all my pain. He encouraged me to go back to school. Against my husbands wishes I did. 15 years later I now have an AA degree in Office management. For 13 years I’ve been employed by “My Believer”. I used to call him that. Even though my husband loves me, and gets on my nerves, we stay together for the sake of family. Me and My Believer now rarely share physical moments, but he fills me in such deep ways. Through him I’m in love with life.
I met this fine woman on the commuter bus to Maryland. Since I was in a relationship I could not have her so I told her I wanted her to meet my buddy. After I introduced them, and my friend went home she challenged me to a game of connect four. We played and laughed. She saw that she made a bad move and I was about to win, we both rushed to put our checker in the winning slot at the same time. Our hands touched, we laughed, we looked into each others eyes, and we kept our hands connected. I said, I want to kiss you right now. She replied, if you do I can’t talk to your friend anymore. I thought “who”, we kissed.
She was in and out of a relationship where she’d have an engagement ring on some time, and other times it would be off. I didn’t ask questions cause I didn’t have answers myself. We just loved being with each other. 8 months later we were sitting in my Jeep and she hit me upside the head with a “I’M PREGNANT”. So many thoughts and emotions ran through my body. First it was absolute joy, then absolute surprise about feeling joy, it made me realize that I loved her, then a feeling of fear because I never ever ever ever wanted kids until that split second. Then the reality that we both are in relationships dawned on me, I didn’t care, she would be mine now and we would be a family. Then the big one hit me, this may not even be my baby. All these thoughts in about 2.2 seconds. All I could do is instantly cry from confusion. There was nothing we could say. I couldn’t deal with any more emotions. I could tell that she didn’t have any good and sure answers for me.
I went with her to the abortion clinic. What an emotional mind fuck, I have never felt anything like that, and I’m sure I will never feel that again. Afterwards she ended up married to that guy and moving to Texas. I’m married now too. We keep in contact via e-mail only. We ended up having baby girls that are a few months apart. Through e-mails we decided to name both girls the same name. I’ve had dreams of introducing the girls to each other but in my dreams they are adults and identical twins. SCANDALOUS
Since we’re talking about office scandals…after work one night while having drinks with a few girl friends in the financial district, we started talking and flirting with two nice looking gentlemen in suits that were sitting next to us at the bar. It got late and it ended up just me and the two guys when my friends left. I could tell the whole night that they both wanted me. By the end of the night they were frustrated because I was flirting with both. I was leaving so they both took their business cards and laid them on the bar in front of me. Choose one? I looked at them both and said, are you guys big boys that can handle anything? They both knoded like they were six years old and I asked them if they wanted a bowl of cereal. So I took both cards and walked out the door.
I dare not go any further other than to say, I now push a new E-Class.
I made out with the Toyota guy while on a long test drive.