My girlfriend left me

I came home and found everything in the apartment gone.  She took her dog, furniture, curtains, everything. I walk into the bathroom and all that was there was my toothbrush and a roll of undeveloped film.  Okay, I get it, she must have pictures of me and some chick and that’s why she left me.  

 

Not too interested in seeing the evidence against me, I wait a few weeks to develop the roll.  When I finally get them out of the photo mat, there was only one photo on the roll.  It was a photo of my toothbrush sticking out of her dogs ass.