Life Savers

 Miss Smith was treating her 3rd grade class to some Life Saver candy. They were talking about matching the different flavors with the colors. They guessed all correctly except for one flavor. The one they couldn’t figure out was a golden colored honey flavored Life Saver. Miss Smith gave them a hint to help them figure the flavor. “It is something your mommy may call your daddy sometimes”. Little Susie spits the Life saver across the room and wipes her mouth in disgust as she shouts “Is it ass hole flavored?!?!?”