Take her to The Lavendou Restaurant in Miami one night. Get a table on the second floor. Tell her you’ll be right back. Have the waiter hand her the end of a string of yarn and instruct her to follow the yarn out onto the balcony. Hold on to the other end of the yarn from outside on the first floor. Place the ring on the other end of the yarn. Let the ring float up to her, carried by a balloon that is attached to the ring by a 50 foot thin wire.

Wait for a very special day in her life. A birthday, promotion, etc. Invite her family and all her closest friends. Wait until she is opening her gifts. Give her your gift. Once opened, she begins to pull out a 50-foot red scarf-like velvet ribbon. As she pulls it out, everyone grabs a hold of it and forms a circle. At the end of the ribbon she finds a ring. She looks up and notices everyone holding up the ribbon. As “Ribbons in the Sky” by Stevie Wonder plays in the background. Kneel down on one knee and ask her to be yor wife…..
I guarantee she’ll say yes!!!!!

While snorkeling in the Bahamas, predend to find a diamond ring on the ocean floor. Then point to the dive instructor… have him holding a water proof sign underwater that says,

Rhonda,
I found my true treasure, will you be my wife?

James

Take her to Newport Beach and book a romantic dinner preluded by a Venetian style Gondola (row boat) tour. At the end of the tour the rower takes you under a bridge and sings a beautiful melody. Time it with the sunset and ask her at that moment.

Whisk her away to a tropical location, plan a beautiful dinner. Dress in your flyest clothes and look into her eyes and tell her that there is no one on Earth that you would want to wipe your a$$ when you are so old that you can’t hold your bowl movements. I guarantee that will do something for ya!

Well we never know who in the relationship will become the wiper or the wipee. Do you know which one you’d rather be? Monique, you are twisted. haha

Make friends with the manager of a high end restaurant. Pay him to have a special menu printed up just for you. If your girl loves sea foods, or salads, place a printed paragraph in that section of the menu.

“Janice, I’ve loved you from the moment you first smiled at me. Every moment since then you have further solidified my love. Now that I’m 100% confident that my love will never leave you, I want to ask you to never leave me. Will you marry me?
Love with all that I am, Rod”

As she reads it place the open box on the white clothed table.
FYI- That menu will be kept with the wedding photos forever.

Hold a surprise engagement party. Get all the family and friends together. 30 minutes before your girl arrives, have them rehears a song to sing over an instrumental version of your favorite song. Give them a cheat sheets with the lyrics. When your girl arrives the crowd yell suprise, hug her, walk her to the middle of the room, start the instrumental, get down on one knee and let the crowd be your backup singers to your lyrics:

Lorissa, will you marry me, will you have me, hold me and fulfill me?
Will you let me be the man that protects you, respects you until our life is through?
Love is only complete as long as our two hearts are in sync.
Together we form a strong bond and we are the perfect link.
So please baby lets build a family,
Lorissa will you do me the honor of marrying me?

Buy a fluffy, precious puppy that you know she’ll love as a gift. Get a special collar made with engraving that states
“Cheryl, will you marry me. Love forever, Scott”.

Attach the ring to the puppy’s collar. Place the puppy in a large red box with a big bow and give it to her on her birthday.

Engagement my butt, how about your childrens mothers father hands you $200 and says, “Vegas or buckshot!” while holding a shot gun.