Old Genie

Joke of the week

A man walks into a bar with two shoe boxes. He places the boxes on the bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him a beer and asks “what’s in the boxes?” He responds, “You don’t want to know, just keep the beers coming.” Ten minutes later, the bar tender asks again, “what’s in the boxes?” The man says, “You don’t want to know, just give me another beer.” The bar tender said, “You will not get another beer until you tell me what’s in the boxes.”

The man opens the first box and pulls out a miniature piano, a miniature piano bench and a little man. The little man walks across the bar and sits at the piano and begins to play Mozart. The bartender was amazed. He shouts “where did you get that?”

The man opens the second box and pulls out a old tarnished and dented Aladdin’s lamp. The bartender snatches the lamp and rubs it. An old Genie with two hearing aids, thick glasses and no teeth appears. He says “I’m old so you only get one wish sonny.” The bartender says “I want a million bucks!”

The bar fills with smoke, when the smoke clears there are one million ducks all over the bar. The bartender says “I said a million bucks, not ducks!”

The man stands up and says “And I didn’t ask for a 10 inch pianist either!”